Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, were calling a woman hosting a kid’s Halloween party and Brooke is gonna turn up the “Karen factor” to a level we’ve never ever seen before! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works seasonally in a haunted house and Jeff's posing as his boss he’s never met, to try and add some PIZZAZ to his zombie repertoire! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Home Owners Associations try to ruin people’s fun all the time. In today’s Phone Tap, WE’RE that HOA and of course we’re gonna try to ruin a woman’s Halloween plans! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is known around her office for taking the company costume contest VERY seriously… so we’re sending Brooke after her to raise the level of competition! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a wedding videographer, and for the most important day of our lives, we want something a little SPECIAL that we guarantee he’s never been asked about before! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a mom to tell her that her kid’s school is charging to use the crosswalk now and her child has racked up quite the bill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After you hear today’s new Phone Tap you’re gonna wonder how the fake business we created isn’t a real thing already! Learn about “Slice Finder” in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know you don’t actually OWN your phone number? At least, that’s what were telling today’s Phone Tap victim when we ring him up and tell him his number he’s had for decades just was bought by a celebrity! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy who is a finalist for a new job, and instead of his potential new boss interviewing him, we’re setting him up with the least experienced person at the company, Alexis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who is heading on a vacation to England soon, and Jeff's using his WORST British accent to gonna convince her it’s not AT ALL like they show in the movies! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a nail salon and tries to get under the skin of the receptionist in the nicest, most oblivious and hilarious ways possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever been in a fantasy league where you don’t quite know EVERYBODY in the group? That happened to today’s Phone Tap victim, who is joining a football league with a new group and he’s never met the commissioner until we call him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who enrolled her son in the Big Brother program, and we’ve got the perfect big brother for him: ex-special ops soldier, CLOVER! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer Service has gotten too easy to use these days. Instead of apps or websites to make a dinner reservation we’re just gonna keep calling, and calling and calling and calling… in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get into any sort of reality TV show. So, we’re calling him pretending to be a producer and seeing just HOW far he’s willing to go to be famous! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who works at a busy liquor store and we have a million questions about wine that will take up all his time and most of his patience! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is neighbors with someone who is selling their home, so we’re calling as the realtor of the property to let them know that maybe the house would sell quicker if they weren’t such bad neighbors! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a tiny complaint about the hotel room he booked. So we’re calling him from the hotel and we’re SOOOO sorry he was SOOOO inconvenienced… Think he’ll believe us? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up her husband who refused to go see Bruno Mars in concert with her. She said she got her co-worker to go with, so we’re calling to introduce her co-worker, Rolando, to her husband! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call the mom of a student athlete and let her know, if her son wants to get those college scholarships, he better do some elective surgery that we’ve picked out for him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we call an office manager looking to get their elevator inspected and let him know the task is as good as complete, as soon as he picks out an elevator VOICE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you sick of automated AI customer service like we are? In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling customer service and demanding a human to speak to, even if we’re already speaking to one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling up a senior citizen and letting them know a small change is happening to their daily routine. Old people LOVE when you mess with their routines right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a colonoscopy appointment coming up and before his big day, we’re calling from the clinic to see what “Add-Ons” he’s looking to splurge on! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re helping someone who needs customer service, but before that can start, we need to complete our corporately mandated sensitivity training! Hope that’s not a problem! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who’s been trying to get her laptop repaired and we’re sending her our MOST-EXPERIENCED tech: 80 year old technology genius, Alan Winterbottom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re trying to see if we can convince a guy that he matched with Brooke a few years ago on a dating app and she’s interested in date with him now that she’s out of prison! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up to dive with sharks on her exotic vacation coming up. But she’s about to learn when you leave the continental US, there’s a small chance the company you book with might not be all that credible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a guy who signed up for flying lessons and introduce him to his new instructor, Jose’s Phone Tap character “Tik Tak!” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a girl who has been binge watching her favorite series and we’re about to place some limits on her viewing because we’re from the streaming service and we’re the ones in control! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has kids that leave their toys all over the front yard. So we’re calling to get under his skin and COMPLAIN just to see how riled up we can get him! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re calling a guy and telling him he could become semi-famous, as long as he agrees to be humiliated on a reality show that films him at work! How could he pass this up?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon! Before their first day, we’re calling to let them know about a secret little tradition his predecessor left him: the STRONG THONG! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re phone tapping a woman who is looking for an in-home caregiver for her father, and lucky for her we don’t just have one but TWO perfect candidates for the job! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re Phone Tapping a restaurant to tell them we dined and dashed awhile back, and now we feel bad about it. Not bad enough to pay what we owe, but still pretty bad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, our victim THINKS he’s getting set up on a blind date but in reality BROOKE is calling to try out her rusty flirting techniques for a bar trivia date! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on the hunt for a new PSYCHIC, and boy do we ever have the candidate for her! His name is Psychic Sam and he’s doing a Phone Tap on her now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff calls a dad whose son was recently reprimanded for fighting at school. Whether the dad likes it or not he's got some tips for how the kid can stop getting his butt kicked! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her friends all about her home owners association, so of course, we're gonna do the right thing and PRANK her about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our own Brooke Fox is very talented, but ACCENTS are not her strong suit. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we’re putting her dialects to the test. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim left a personal item behind at her last hotel stay and while she hopes customer service can help her, she’s about to get WAY MORE than she bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today you’ll hear maybe the first time that WE got more FRUSTRATED with our Phone Tap victim than he was with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son in day care and recently he’s been coming home EXHAUSTED, so Brooke's calling from the daycare center to tell her the REAL reason her son is so drained every day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a tire store, and while he just wants to help a customer with their order, he’s about to get an invitation that’s a lot more than he bargained for! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.